My Dodo ladder has only one-step, so please don't try to get any higher, cuz you can't. It's the sure fire excuse maker for all you lazy men that hate to do any work around the house.

When your wife asks you to get the cat off the roof, clean the gutters, or trim the trees, what do you say? “Of course, my darling, that's a man's job. I'll get the ladder out of the garage and take care of it right away.” That's the right attitude; always volunteer and be will­ing to sacrifice your time for the woman you love.

But then as you come into the house, lower your head, and meekly apologize, “I'm sorry my honey dearest, but I can't reach that high cuz our Dodo ladder has only one-step.” There you have it—the Lazy Man's Later Ladder saving your sweet butt again. You'll be thanking your lucky stars for your investment in my one-step Dodo ladder for the rest of your life. It will give you the perfect excuse for not doing any of your loved one's requests. The Lazy Man's Later Ladder is the only solution for the lazy man in all of us.

But, of course, the right thing to do would be to borrow your neighbor's ladder and not use my laughter ladder as an excuse. Don't be a lazy slob and do the job.