I love basketball cuz it's just like dunking dough nuts in coffee. Players do a lot of dunking during games, but they always forget to bring the coffee and doughnuts. So that's where I come in. I never forget. I always throw coffee and donuts at the players' faces as they're running down the court. But you'd be surprised what bad coffee catchers they are. They duck, weave, and flop all over the place. They're clumsy oafs just like me. In a Dodo kind of way, I'm proud of them. But it's not my fault that they slip on the coffee, which they never ever seem to catch. Oh yes, I must admit they do catch a doughnut or two once in a while, but they never dunk it. They yell and throw the doughnuts right back at me. I guess they can't dunk doughnuts without the coffee. Basketball players are so smart.

Dodo Hong Kong Ping Pong

In Hong Kong all the Ding Dongs love to play Ping Pong while they sing songs all day long. You're probably thinking that I either love to make up rhymes or that I'm too dumb to know that I just did, but I'll never tell.

Here's how you play Dodo Hong Kong Ping Pong. All you have to do is get a map of Hong Kong and a map of the city that you're living in. Next, you call the Chinese Consulate and get the name, address, and phone number of someone who wants to be your Ping Pong Pen Pal. Then, you serve the Ping Pong ball to your Pen Pal in Hong Kong and you wait for them to return it back to you.

It's very simple, but there can be complications. If the player from Hong Kong doesn't return the Ping Pong ball, then you should call the Ding Dong and have them sing along with their favorite song. Maybe they just weren't in the mood to play. Then again maybe singing is their thing. But in any case, you just made a new Ding Dong Ping Pong friend. And what's “ wong ” with that?

Hit Or Miss Tennis Bliss

I love to play tennis because it's so easy, and the net is so big. How people can possibly miss it I'll never understand. I always hit it, if not on the fly, then at least on a couple of bounces. I even roll the ball there sometimes. Only once did I miss the net. I can't believe that people mostly go over it. Maybe that's why they practice so much. They should watch me play and learn my “hit-the-net technique.” I'm thinking of becoming a professional tennis player and writing a book titled, Don't Forget To Hit the Net and Win the Set .