Dodo Sports is all about making sure that everyone is having a fantabulous time. Dodoizing your game is your claim to fame.

Never leave anyone feeling like a loser or hurt them physically or emotionally. Red alert, for what it's worth—hurting hurts.

It has to be silly, goofy, and fun on the run for everyone. Being the goofiest player playing is the only thing that counts. Remember, “Goofiness is next to Godliness.” Dodo Sports of Sorts cures lame retorts and body warts.

Winning and keeping score is not important. We're all on the same team—the team of fun and laughter. Scoring is boring; winning is like snoring and player ignoring.

Even though each player has their own ball, they still must pass it to the opposing team player as a gesture of good sportsmanship. Pass the ball to one and all or you will grow more hair than a Neanderthal.

Always hug each and every player even while the game is in progress. Our motto is “Hug the big lug, you two-legged bug.”

Never be faster, better dressed, or smell better than another player. Nasty odors are Dodo orders.

Pushy or angry parents, be it gents or lasses, will be sent to Dodo laughter classes.

“Win at all cost” coaches will be put in charge of a team of roaches.

Playing for money, ego, or fame will be grounds for expulsion from Dodo games.

Spectators found fighting or arguing will first be tranquilized then sent to Dodo school to be Dodoized.