" SHARKY SHARKS HUMAN SPARKS "
   

This is an animated movie about sharks with razor sharp teeth that want to become human. It starts out in a deep underwater setting. Three large angry sharks are swimming around in the ocean complaining to each other about how much they hate their shark's life. The two males and the one female meet to discuss what to do about their dilemma. They're sick and tired of being stuck in cold water eating fish all day long. They want to walk on land, explore, eat at fancy restaurants, and experience all human emotions.

A plan is devised to extract human DNA and inject it into their bodies. That day one of the sharks bites off a small piece of a swimmer's butt and proceeds to take it to their laboratory. After injecting themselves with the DNA, they start transforming.

Weeks later, we see the sharks in business suits going to a Federal courthouse building. Sitting in a large courtroom next to a poor homeless family, we realize that all three of them have become lawyers. The sharks look totally human except for one distinctive feature—they still have their long shark teeth intact. However, in the DNA transformation process, they have become lawyers with hearts of pure gold.

My story's about how anyone can change if they really want to. Surely, if sharks can do it, then so can you. My goofball theory is: bite off an itsy bitsy piece of butt from one of those three lawyers. Inject yourself with their DNA, and you too will grow a heart of gold. But first, you'll have to find them. Since they only exist in my Dodo imagination, I recommend taking my IQ test at the end of my book. Once you pass the exam, you'll have unlimited access to all Dodo imaginations and useless birdbrain information. Good luck, may the Dodo force be with you.