1.We'll give every American a golden nest egg so when their egg hatches they won't have to beg.
2.We'll put birdseed and crackers on every American plate and when they grow feathers we'll all celebrate.
3.We'll release all Americans from their working-class cages and give them nine-month vacations and millionaire wages.
4.We'll elect all us birdbrains to lifetime terms, and we'll eat all of Washington's corrupt political worms.
5.The American Dodo Party will always be brainstorming, platforming, and informing, but never conforming.
“FIRST LADY”WANTED
for mock
PRESIDENTIAL CEREMONY
Requirements: Be a hopeless romantic and believe in love at “First Dodo Sight.” Always bring honor and dignity to her First Lady duties. Have a great sense of humor for YouTube postings.
Have some acting ability for possible TV sitcom, feature film and presidential campaign documentary. Be over 18 years old and a Los Angeles County resident.
Presidential Candidates' Over-reaction To
Dum Dum's Over-attraction
- “Dick Cheney is responsible for exterminating Dodos from the planet. I just supplied the bullets, he pulled the trigger – and you're next Dum Dum.”- McCain
- “Obama was hatched from a Dodo egg on Dum Dum's birthday, April Fool's Day, and I have the broken black & white shells to prove it.” - Bill Clinton
- “I personally witnessed Hillary morph into Dum Dum Dodo on numerous occasions; they are one and the same candidate.”- Obama
- “I'm divorcing Bill to marry Dum Dum who reportedly can't find his umpalas. Now that makes me feel warm, fuzzy, and perfectly safe.” - Hillary
$100 for the“DODO OF THE MONTH”Needs to:
• Have some of the goofball traits that Dum Dum Dodo possesses.
• Be a passionate Dodo ambassador for the ADP.
• Join the ADP and promote Dum Dum by recruiting new ADP members.
• Blog, e-mail, and help to create an internet Dodo buzz.
• Spread Dum Dum's words and have his messages be heard.
• Believe in the dodo Creed of “Peace, Love, and Laughter for Now and Forever After.”
DISCLAIMER : All statements found herein are fictional and are used in a mock political campaign only. There is no truth or malice whatsoever intended to whomever may gaze upon these pages. Having been written in jest only, it is not meant to injure nor defame anyone herein mentioned. So please take no offense. Do not take a Dodo's babblings seriously or else you may be found mentally incompetent to walk the corridors of Planet Earth.
