Pro Choice or Pro Life?

Americans are divided right down the middle on the abortion issue. There's only one solution that will satisfy both sides, and that is … let's ask the baby. What does the baby want to do? America is a democratic country so shouldn't the baby get the deciding vote?

THE BABY'S CHOICE AND WE ALL REJOICE

When I become President, I'll make it the law. The baby gets free room and board in her mommy's tum-tum, so why should it come out? I wouldn't.

It can stay in its mother's womb until its 18 th birthday. After that, we'll try to persuade it to mosey on out. Eighteen is the legal adult age, and we need every vote we can get to make sure I'm elected President so I can pass this nonsensical Dodo Law.