Keep Dinosaur Oil Under The Soil
 
 
At my news conference, a reporter asked me how I was going to solve the oil crisis problem. Luck was on my side, I had just gobbled down three bean and cheese burritos for lunch, and boy was I ready to explode. I yelled out!
 
       

“Be a SMARTY ASS …Power Your Car …With FARTY GAS!”

 

“The fuel that keeps on releasing … Farty Gas … it's natural and
non-polluting. It's environmentally safe. Farty Gas! It's a God-given self-replenishing resource. Farty Gas! Every rich or poor butthead in the world has an over abundance of it. Farty Gas! And best of all it's … FREE, FREE, FREE!”

 

After all the reporters ran out of the room there I was, proudly inhaling the new world fuel - the Dodo solution to the oil crisis - my FARTY GAS.