•  Make a weekly trip to the North or South Pole and deposit one ice cube each time you go.

•  If six billion people deposited just one ice cube a week, we could stop global warming.

•  We can replace the ice faster than it melts, but it takes a total global commitment by everyone.

•  Parents, bring the kids. Let them beat the heat and get an ice-cold polar treat.

•  But please don't bring more than one ice cube. We don't want to bring on another Ice Age, now do we?

So that's it. If we do all of the above, we'll stop Global Warming right in its tracks so it never comes back.