The rich and the middle classes are peed-off at the government, and how can you blame them. They're not getting monthly Welfare checks, food stamps, or cheap rent in the Projects. That's why they want Welfare reform. When I'm in charge we'll put everybody on Welfare - the millionaires, billionaires, middle classes with fat or skinny asses. There will be no more complaining about being prejudiced against when I'm President. We'll give them the monthly Welfare checks, food stamps, and penthouse project apartments.

The Government is of the people and for the people. And that includes the rich and famous as well as the homeless and poor. Vote for me. Show that you care, and I promise to put 100% of Americans on Welfare.