Let's say that one person needs their floor swept, washed, and polished and a bunch of other chores done. My birdbrain idea is - e verybody from the entire town or city comes over and helps out with all the chores. Can you picture it—an entire city at your house working, bonding, and getting to know each other—just like one big happy family? Now isn't that enough to make you weep?
They'll be finished in no time and before you know it, everyone can go on to the next person's house and do all of their chores. There's never going to be a shortage of hands. Do you understand what I'm bibble-babbling here? An entire city, maybe millions of people at your front door being neighborly.
Imagine how fast all the work will get done? Wow-wee and more wow-wee! I've just solved the world's jobless and loneliness problem. Everyone will work and get to know each other. They'll exchange phone numbers and, who knows, some may even find true love. So what do you think?
I'm sure that everyone will jump right on my Dodo wagon. It will mushroom from city to city, state to state, country to country. And maybe someday 6½ billion people will be at your doorstep, all because of me. What a sight to behold?
Everybody doing the same job at the same time. Who in their right mind could have thought of that? People must be wondering how did a goofball of a Superhero come up with such a genius idea? The answer, I think, is obvious. I'm the only 100% pure goofball Dodo bird in the world. So who else could have? But that's nothing to brag about, or is it?
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